Gali Gali Chor Hai Movie Review Ratings

Cast: Shriya Saran, Akshaye Khanna, Rajpal Yadav

Director: Rumi Jaffrey

MOVIE RATINGS:

Rajeev Masand, CNN IBN: 2/5

Taran Adarsh, BollywoodHungama.com: 2.5/5

Komal Nahta, ETC & Koimoi.com: 1/5

Mayank Shekhar, Hindustan Times: 1/5

Shubha Shetty-Saha, Mid-Day.com: 2.5/5

Shubhra Gupta, Indian Express: 1.5/5

BharatStudent.com: 3/5

Avijit Ghosh, Times of India: 2.5/5

Sonia Chopra, Sify.com: 2.5/5

Shaikh Ayaz, Rediff.com: 2/5

MovieTalkies.com: 3/5

Martin D'Souza, GlamSham.com: 5/5

Mansha Rastogi, NowRunning.com: 2/5

Shakti Salgaokar, DNA India: 1.5/5

Swati Rohatgi, StarDust: 2/5

Story Direction Output:

The 'Gali Gali Chor Hai' construct a well-intentioned but labored tale of the common man's vulnerability against day-to-day corruption in society.

Akshaye Khanna stars as Bhaarat, a middle-class bank cashier in Bhopal who must pay the price for refusing to allow a local political candidate to set up his campaign office in a spare room in his home. When the cops come calling to inform him that he must reclaim a table fan that was allegedly stolen from his home, Bhaarat finds himself sucked into a whirlpool of bureaucracy and bribes.

There are some laughs to be had as Bhaarat navigates the judicial system by greasing the palms of everyone involved…from the police and the lawyers, to witnesses, and the thief too. All this for a fan that didn't belong to him in the first place. There are some light moments also in his repeated attempts to rid himself of the fan in the film's second half.

A subplot in which Bhaarat plays Hanumaan in the local Ramleela, hoping to be promoted to the role of Lord Ram someday, has a few nice touches. But the same unfortunately can't be said for another lazy subplot in which Bhaarat's wife (Shriya Saran) feels threatened by a sexy paying guest (Mughda Godse) living under their roof.

'Gali Gali Chor Hai' doesn't say much that hasn't been said before, and it doesn't say it interestingly either. Never smart enough to be described as a satire, it fails ultimately because it's dreadfully dull.

I'm going with two out of five for director Rumi Jaffrey's 'Gali Gali Chor Hai'. Even a sleazy item song by Pakistani starlet Veena Malik is unlikely to shake you out of your slumber.

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UttarPradesh Public Service Commission announced professionals

UttarPradesh Public Service Commission is inviting offline and online applications from talented  candidates  for the  following posts :

1. Lecturer Pharmacy : 01 post
2. Lecturer Homoeopathic Pharmacy : 03 posts
3. Lecturer Homoeopathic Materia Medica : 07 posts
4. Lecturer Surgery : 03 posts
5. Lecturer Obstetrician and Gynaecology : 03 posts
6. Lecturer Community Medicine : 04 posts
7. Lecturer Kriya Sharir : 04 posts
8. Lecturer Dravya Gun : 03 posts
9. Lecturer Rog Nidan : 03 posts
10. Lecturer Kaumarya Bhritya : 02 posts
11. Lecturer Pathology : 03 posts
12. Reader Practice of Medicine : 01 post
13. Lecturer Organon of Medicine : 06 posts
14. Lecturer Forensic Medicine : 01 post
15. Lecturer Practice of Medicine : 06 posts
16. Lecturer, Repertory : 04 posts
17. Reader Pathology and Biomacrology : 01 post
18. Professor Maulik Siddhant and Sanhita : 01 post
19. Reader Agad Tantra and Vidhi Ayurveda : 01 post
20. Veterinary Medical Officer (Special recruitment) : 101 posts (SC-91, ST-10)
21. Investigator cum Computer : 15 posts
22. Director (General Management) : 01 post
23. Investigator cum Computer : 01 post in technical education department
24. Technical Officer/Principal (Grade-II)/Vice Principal : 05 posts
25. Regional Tourist Officer/ Publicity Officer : 02 posts
26. Assistant Engineer (Civil) : 25 posts
27. Joint Director (Rural Technology) Deen Dayal Upadhyay Rajya Gram Vikas Sansthan, Lucknow : 01 post
28. Librarian : 01 post
29. Assistant Engineers (Civil) : 12 posts in PWD
30. Lecturer Duplicating Process : 01 post
31. Lecturer Photo Ingraving and Camera Operation : 01 post
32. Lecturer Binding and Packaging : 01 post
33. Lecturer Letter Press : 01 post
34. Sahayak Nagar Niyojak : 14 posts

Application Particulars : Online Application in the prescribed  format should be submitted from 24/12/2011 to 24/01/2012 only.For further  details , please visit http://uppsc.up.nic.in/Notifications.aspx for instructions, payment challan form  and online application submission etc.

Gujarat State Electricity Corporation | Vidyut Sahayak (PA-I)

Gujarat State Electricity Corporation Limited
Gujarat State Electricity Corporation Limited invites applications for the following posts:

Job Designation: Vidyut Sahayak (PA-I)

Pay Scale: 1st year Rs.5500/-p.m., 2nd year Rs.6000/-p.m., 3rd year : Rs.6500/-p.m..

Educational Qualification: Diploma in Electrical Engineering /Diploma in Mechanical Engineering with 60% marks for Unreserved category and 55% for SC, ST, SEBC categories.

Age Limit: 30 years for Unreserved category and 35 years for SC, ST, SEBC categories

Location of Posting: Vadodra

Application Fee: Administrative Charges (non-refundable) of Rs 500 for Unreserved and SEBC, Rs 250 for SC and ST are to be paid through Demand Draft only, and
payment in any other mode is not acceptable. Candidates are required to obtain DD favoring Gujarat State Electricity Corporation Ltd payable at Vadodara before submitting their online application. DD should be obtained from a Nationalised Bank. The details of the same should be specified correctly in the application.

Apply Online: http://jobs.gsecl.in/

How To Apply For Opening: Candidate after submitting online application, should send the printed hard copy of application duly signed along with check-list and attach(i) two passport size photographs, (ii)Diploma Marksheet of last year (iii) Caste certificate, if applicable and (iv)Demand Draft (Registration no. and Name of candidate to be mentioned on the back side of D/D) on or before 15-01-2012 to I/c CGM(HR&A) , GSECL Corporate Office, Race Course, Vadodara 390007 without which the candidature will not be complete. Envelope should be clearly super- scribed – “Vidyut Sahayak (Plant Attendant Gr. I)”. If the candidate submits the online application, but do not forward the hard copy of application with requisite documents and fee, then such candidature will be invalid.

General Conditions: 1. Candidates are required to submit online application compulsorily after reading/ understanding following guidelines. 2. The application format is provided in English and Gujarati format, out of which any one to be filled-in. 3. The candidate shall take utmost care to ensure correctness and precision while filling on-line application and GSECL will not be responsible if he/she provide incorrect information in the application.
Last Date To Apply: 15th January 2012

Contact Address: Gujarat State Electricity Corporation Limited, Regd. Office: Vidyut Bhavan, Race Course, VADODARA – 390 007


For more info :
http://www.gsecl.in/Advt%20PA-I.pdf

APTRANSCO Recruitment 2012 | Assistant Engineers

APTRANSCO recruitment  for the post of Assistant Engineers (Electrical /Telecom). Eligible candidates apply online from APTRANSCO Website from 22.12.2011 to 18.01.2012 (to 17.01.2012 for payment of fees)  from eligible Engineering Graduates for filling up the following vacancies on regular basis in APTRANSCO Engineering Service. 

S.No	Name of the Post	No of Vacancies
1.	Assistant Engineers (Electrical)	225
2.	Assistant Engineers (Telecom)	25

Application Fee: Each applicant must pay Rs. 150/- towards application Processing Fee. Applicants under General category must also pay RS.350/- towards Examination  Fee. (Applicants belonging to SC/ST/BC Communities and PH need not pay this fee). Candidates belonging to States other than Andhra Pradesh will be considered in general category only and are required to pay the above-prescribed fee.

How To Apply: Candidates are required to apply online through its  website http://aptransco.cgg.gov.in/ on or before 18.01.2012 up to 7 P.M.

Detailed Notification: http://aptransco.cgg.gov.in/Documents/transcoAEnotification.pdf

Multiple Openings in CDAC Mumbai for Professionals

CDAC Mumbai is looking  for eligible  candidates for following posts on consolidated salary and on contract basis against projects to support its R & D related work in the area of Language Technology, Machine Translation, Software Engineering etc. The tenure of appointment for these positions is initially for a period of 3 years :

• Linguist
• Project Engineer
• Multimedia Programmer
• Trainer

Application Procedure : Applications in the prescribed format, available on the website, along with copies of
certificates and 2 passport size photographs should reach to: The Senior HRD Officer, Centre for Development of Advanced Computing, Gulmohar Cross Road No.9, Juhu, Mumbai-400049 on or before07/01/2012.
For more  details, please viewhttp://www.cdacmumbai.in/design/corporate_site/override/pdf-doc/TTS%20project%20advt..pdf

- Guest Lecturer for NERIST

Application is invited for the post of Guest Lecturer for the session Jan‐May, 2012 in the Department of Agricultural Engineering to teach courses related to Food Process, Post Harvest and Dairy Engineering etc. The position is temporary and entails no claim for position in NERIST. The payment shall be on hourly basis as per institute norms. Candidate needs to join immediately on selection.

Eligibility: 1st Class B. Tech. (Agricultural Engineering) / M. Tech. (Food Process Engineering / Post Harvest Engineering / Dairy and Food Engineering). However, preference will be given to the candidate possessing M. Tech. Degree.

The walk in interview shall be held on 9‐1‐2012 (Monday) at 2.30 pm in the departmental seminar hall of Agricultural Engg. No separate interview letter will be issued in this regard. Candidates should appear in the interview with a copy of bio‐data and testimonials on the prescribed date and time of interview. Candidates are advised to show this advertisement at the Banderdewa Check Post to enter Arunachal Pradesh.

last date to apply: 9‐1‐2012

for more info :
http://www.nerist.ac.in/pdf/gl.pdf